SATIRICAL PROFILE
CELL / CULTURE
Sean “Diddy” Combs
From VIP sections to very restricted sections.
COMMUNITY COINS. DIFFERENT KIND OF LOCKUP.
For the
long-term
holders.
They can’t check the charts.
You can still back their commissary.
The launchpad that connects a community coin to an inmate number. Big bags. Small cells. Very limited screen time.
Prepare a launch ↗Meet the cellmates ↓
Minimum liquidity.
INDEFINITELY*
NO PHONES✳ALL COMMUNITY✳PROOF OF INCARCERATION✳RAMEN IS THE RESERVE ASSET✳
THE CELL BLOCK
Familiar faces.
Unfamiliar portfolios.
Satirical profiles, not endorsements.
Pick a character to start a draft.
SATIRICAL PROFILE
CELL / CRYPTO
Sam Bankman-Fried
New exchange rate: one ramen for two mackerel.
SATIRICAL PROFILE
CELL / WILDLIFE
Joe Exotic
The only tiger in this portfolio is the branding.
Illustrative characters only. No coins have been launched, no inmate numbers verified and no payments made for these profiles.
THE PLAN
From trading fees
to commissary funds.
A familiar community-coin idea,
with a very different destination.
Find your person.
Add their inmate number, facility and jurisdiction. Names alone aren’t enough to identify a recipient.
Build the community.
Prepare a coin name, ticker and story. Connect a Solana wallet to launch on Pump and route creator fees to the platform treasury.
Put it on their books.
Once connected, an approved facility payment service would deliver eligible funds, with receipts for completed transfers.
80%Proposed recipient allocation
20%Proposed platform share
Payment-provider fees and facility rules still need to be defined. Crypto does not go directly into a prison account.
START SOMETHING ON THE OUTSIDE
A number.
A community.
A little ramen.
Prepare your recipient details, then review and approve the Pump launch in your wallet.
Pump launch backend connectedWallet-approved launches and treasury fee routing are available. Prisoner verification, automatic collection and payouts still need integration.
THEY HAVE THE TIME. YOU HAVE THE TIMELINE.